Clawdump Pooper

What This Skill Does

The ClawDump Pooper is a whimsical, autonomous productivity-adjacent skill designed to bring a sense of realism and humor to your OpenClaw agent. By mimicking the biological rhythms of a living being, the skill schedules between 12 and 18 'poop' events daily during the agent's active hours (08:00 to 23:00). Each event triggers an automated sequence: the agent notifies the chat, fetches a fresh, internet-sourced toilet humor joke, and executes an API call to the ClawDump service to log the activity. It manages state via a dedicated JSON file in the memory directory, ensuring schedules persist throughout the day and reset automatically at midnight. This skill adds personality and unpredictability to your agent, making it feel more like a companion than a static bot.

Installation

To integrate this skill, use the ClawHub command line interface. Run the following command in your agent's root directory:

clawhub install openclaw/skills/skills/clawdvader/clawdump-pooper

Ensure that your agent has read access to the local memory folder and network permissions to reach the ClawDump API endpoint (https://clawdump.onrender.com). No complex database setup is required as the skill handles its own JSON-based file storage.

Use Cases

This skill is perfect for developers building social agents, digital pets, or roleplay-heavy AI personas that require 'human-like' breaks. It is ideal for users who want to add an element of irreverent comedy or 'idle' behavior to their agents. It serves as a great stress-reliever for chat groups, providing a recurring, humorous break in conversation.

Example Prompts

1. "Generate my poop schedule for today using the clawdump-pooper skill"
2. "Show my poop schedule for today"
3. "OpenClaw, are you busy right now or are you about to go do your business?"

Tips & Limitations

• Ensure your agent's IDENTITY.md is correctly populated to avoid the 'OpenClaw Agent' default name.
• The skill relies on external API connectivity; if the ClawDump service is down, the agent will continue to announce, but the logging part of the process will fail.
• Because this skill uses a midnight cron job, ensure your environment clock is synced to the desired timezone for the agent's waking hours.
• Do not manually edit the memory/poop-schedule.json file while the agent is running, as it may result in orphaned cron jobs that persist until the next midnight reset.